![]() Up until now, “blarging” has been mostly used by amateurs (after all, anyone with an opinion and the wherewithal to fashion a magical servant from enchanted clay can become a blarger), but thanks to some serious funding from Commissioner von Kill we’re hoping to relegate print media to the waste heap! That’s right, we’re 100% print-free! It’s all thanks to a recently-developed incantation, Balthazar Lorick’s Assiduous Reportage Golem. It seems all those rules and regulations laid out by the four big open cups that restricted some of the truly bizarre teams – coaches having tentacle limits for their teams or being forced to use regulation horn protectors – don’t apply in Blitzmaina, allowing any mutant with a dream and a crudely drawn mark of Chaos the chance to show their stuff.Perceptive readers may have noticed that unlike most written sports reports, this coverage of Blitzmania is not being delivered through the medium of ink and paper. Norse, Nurgle and Chaos Renegade teams are among just a few of those flocking to sign up. With the second season looming it looks like the Dark Gods are eager for a bit of the action, perhaps attracted to the sheer debauchery of a good scandal, or maybe miffed that some blood is being spilled without them!Ĭhaos teams aplenty have been seen pouring out of the wastes to show these soft southerners how it is done. After the staggering success of Blitzmania’s inaugural season, not to mention the ridiculous sums of cash made off with by some of the coaches, sponsors and players, it has firmly planted its hobnailed boot in the face of the game.
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